Things that Make Me Feel Guilty, Volume I

Is it wrong...

• that on some days, I cannot WAIT for the time that the Peanut goes to bed?
• that sometimes, I just wish I could take a nap and be uninterrupted?
• that I miss the time that my husband and I used to have together?
• that I really would have a tantrum if we didn't have cable?
• that I probably wouldn't be able to make it through the days if we didn't have cable?
• that I made brownies for Thanksgiving and let people believe that I made them from scratch, when I really didn't?
• that I'm two glasses in to a bottle of white zinfandel and I am feeling pretty good?
• that sometimes I let the Peanut watch TV, even though he is only four months old?
• that I just ate some brownies directly out of the pan with my fingers?